Amazing to realize that, as I write this, it’s the second anniversary of moving into my house! There’s definitely nowhere I’d rather be, and I couldn’t afford to give up my relatively cheapo mortgage even if I wanted to! Nah, I’m kidding. Thanks for another wonderful year, house. And thanks for giving Johnny a great home. He loves running up and down the stairs, doing his Neighborhood Watch duties from the front door, and tromping through the backyard.